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Darn Rabbit!

Hahahahaaaaa!

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Tomorrow is Halloween and I still haven’t carved my pumpkin, I suppose that I will do that tomorrow. I plan on passing out candy and maybe going  trick or treating with my great nephew Cody. Then I’m going to get together with Tim to celebrate, tomorrow is his Birthday, that’s right he’s a Halloween Baby. What are you plans, are you doing anything fun?

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Questions

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose one of three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

 

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

 

 

 

Really think about what the answers are before you scroll down and look at the answers!!


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 ANSWERS

 

 1. The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.

 

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,developed it and hung it up to dry.

 

3. Charcoal

 

4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

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A Little Humor

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day..30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…”
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and then wedon’t have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do
the coffee.” Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” So she
fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the
top of several pages, that! It indeed says ………. “HEBREWS”

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

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Love Profile

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you’ll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You’ve loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren’t a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don’t mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you’ve been hurt – you’re never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven’t found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is low.
This doesn’t mean you’re dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don’t have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

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How Shy Are You?

You Are 16% Shy
You aren’t shy at all, in fact, you’re probably quite outgoing.
You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.

How Shy Are You?

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You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you’re right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

I took this quiz from a link on Autumns Blog, here are my results.

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