This cat has finally revealed, for all the world to see, what cats across the galaxy have been saying to us humans for eons. She was supposed to go back to that contented sleepy look before the human caught a glimpse. Now she’s spoiled it for all other cats. Can we say she “ratted them out”?
Of course, MY cats have never done what this kitty is doing.
It’s like this:
Cats can talk, but they never do it when we can hear them. Cats can open the refrigerator and take a leftover piece of roast beef, but they know you’ll assume your husband ate it for a midnight snack. Cats can squeeze through a window that’s only open 2 inches, torture a squirrel, pee in the rose bushes, put a nasty scratch on your neighbor’s dog’s nose, and be back on the couch fast asleep, all in the time it takes you to load the dishwasher. But cats can also jump up on the table when you’re paying the bills, nuzzle your cheek, purr, and stretch out upside down in front of you, and you forgive them for all their mischief. Oh my, I do love cats!