Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Oh, and knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind’.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.