You Might Be A Nurse If…

**You hope there is a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light.
**You believe that not all patients are annoying…some are dead.
**You believe that the gene pool could use a little chlorine.
**You believe that no matter how much you care…some people are still assholes.
**You believe that PIA (Pain in the ass) is [...]

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Poems And Prayers For Nurses

Dear Lord,

Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I can,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those Doctors I had to kill because they pushed me too far…

 

Being A Nurse Means…
 

You will never be bored.
You will always be frustrated.
You will be surrounded [...]

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The Student Nurses Prayer

Lord: I know we go through this every day but please give me the knowledge as to why I actually wanted to go to nursing school.
Lord, give me the strength to make it through those boring three hour lectures without falling asleep.
Lord, please give me the patience to make it through [...]

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